I identify with most things Canadian (except Canadian winters, maple syrup, Polar bears and our current Conservative Prime Minister, Stephen Harper). I also identify with some things Indian; Golgappe, South Asian Literature, Satyajit Ray, Indian English and Delhi. I’ve been a Canadian resident with Indian citizenship for almost a decade- and that becomes pretty ambiguous after years of loathing Indo-Canadian culture, Bollywood and no visits to the Motherland.
I have: great breasts, fabulous wit and impeccable taste.
I don’t have: a steady sex life. Suffice to say, my youth is going to waste.
Note: My vagina smells like God. All thanks to Eve Ensler.
p.s: Currently, I’m aiding to my identity crises by applying to elite MBA institutions in India for 2009. Pray for me. I may be brilliant, but even Einstein would’ve doubted his admittance had he been competing with a billion other applicants.
Nice to see you back. I thought u’d quit writing. Keep bloggin. As u say, cheers!!!
“I have: great breasts, fabulous wit and impeccable taste.”
can has marriage?
Did you mean “can I have marriage”?
In that case: we’ll need to prenup that shit.
i guess so. i don’t really have any money, or any, you know, assets or prospects or anything. in fact it would probably be a really dumb move on your part…
sounds like fun.
I guess, we’ll leave it at being star-crossed lovers then.
I’m shamelessly into big bank balances.
Hey are you kidding???
MBA in india???
might be tougher than getting admitted in Oxford.
@ Dnarea: Given that I discussed my vagina with flair there, MBA admittance is all you could come up with?
and how does god smell like?
@ curious: like sugar and spice, and everything nice.
yum
@ curious: you’re welcome!
I love your writing style:). I had come across your site, but the address got deleted after a regular history clean up:).
Good luck with the MBA.
@ Genosign:
Thanks!
….and welcome to my blog, again! The MBA aspirations are still going strong, so your luck is much required.
Kisses.
fabulous wit has me hooked!
@ FI: glad to be of help.
Well, I hope you do get in. To an IIM, that is. As you can see, am ignoring all your sexual references. Bit fuddy-duddy, I am.
@ Banno: Thank you!
Truth be told, IIM’s aren’t even being considered- they barely reserve any seats for international students. So, maybe second tier schools will hear your prayers.
…and your lovely well wishes trump the carnal disregard. No hard feelings.
WTF!
Applying for a MBA when you have great breasts, fabulous wit, impeccable taste and a vagina that smells like God???
Run for president, I say!
I am not praying for you! You’ve a lot of talent and skill and you’ll sail through easily, rest assured!
You are not competing with a “billion other applicants”, it’s just a few lakhs!
@ Satya: hahahaha! I dub thee the best comment on my ‘about’ section. I’ve taken your advice, and as soon as Mayawati steps down, Modi better watch out.
@ Vikas Gupta: Thanks Vikas. I hope the people at SIBM feel the same. Lakhs, thousands, hundreds….I feel competition none the less.
Labia: haha. spank you very much…err, thank you very much. now that my male ego is inflated………..MBA? seriously? and that too SIBM..jeez. am from one of the symbis and it aint pretty….
@ Satya: Yes, MBA and that too SIBM. Long story short, it’s the only option really….it isn’t pretty? What does that mean? It doesn’t have pretty people or it isn’t such a good institute? Both are pretty crucial to my mental stability.
If its the ONLY option you have, there isn’t much left to say. Pretty people- Yes, pretty good institute – its a matter of elimination than selection.
You will love the city though…….
SIBM as in the one in Pune? ye gods – an actual person is or has come to town!
good luck – and do keep writing.
found your blog via the “chaddi revolt” – dont ask me how your blog showed up while browsing for stuff written abt it – i have no idea
The smell of God dragged me here…now only if there were some spanking involved…that would be Heaven…:)
Any luck yet with the MBAs…?
Wishes on your way you redolent creature…
Rahul
I think you should get married and settle down with being a house wife.
What do you think?
It will solve the problem of competing for admission. It will also solve the problem of all other matters carnal.
@ Anand: I don’t care how you found my blog, for as long as you did. Welcome aboard love!
@ Rahul: haha! I’m sure some spanking can be negotiated upon….it could definitely spice up the foreplay.
Thanks for the wishes. Plenty kisses your way!
@ Grandpa: Marriage poses more problems than getting admitted and orgasmic stability. a. I’m lazy. b. I would have to scout on basis of looks, intellect, market value, independent wealth, and the lots…sounds exhausting already.
“pune is known for fast women and slow horses” is what my Dad’s commandant told the course when they joined the academy there…
alas…now its also known for traffic and worsening weather.
I guess u shall still be able to enjoy the place…i did…some of it…in my 6 years there i had tons of sugarcane juice there…fermented and non fermented
MBA is a sham, enjoy ure two years of holiday in SIBM…u’ll find lot of hot looking punju women and not so hot looking guys